The Brilliance of my Teachers

These are all quotes by my professors here during my college career. Enjoy them as much as i have had taking them down and laughing at them time and again.

“Church is like Dilbert cubicle hell with pews.” -Dr. Schnider

“I’m not sure if its magic, maybe its just hipocrocy” -Dr. Schnider

“This quarter i’ve gone from a happy, warm-fuzzy drunk…to an angry irritated drunk.” -Prof. Rosenthall

“All erections are impressive” - Dr. Aubyn Fulton

“You must have sex before marriage, so you don’t, like driving a car, start at the Indianapolis 500 and hurt yourself” - Dr. Aubyn Fulton

“We now sell condoms in the Dining Commons” - Dr. Aubyn Fulton

“Which means….I’m looking at a lot of masturbators…” Dr. Aubyn Fulton

“I love you mom, but i think im going to go with my penis.” -Dr. Aubyn Fulton.

“Some of you may have your hands down your pants right now, and your penis will fall off.” Dr. Aubyn Fulton.

“I am an adventist, I CAN judge people.” - Dr. Aubyn Fulton

“I’m FINE with erotic imagry.” - Dr. Schnider